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Speaking as a person who thinks being happy often is great, I believe that ideally your sources of happiness should consistently provide. People cannot consistently make you smile without lacerating the thin membrane of their sanity, so depending on them for happiness is a wonky thing. That being said, there are different feelings of euphoria (e.g. glazed donuts) and the one you get from...
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“Back when I was in college, there were two kinds of couples. One was mutually...”
– Ruby Zhang, translated from Mandarin Chinese
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December 2012
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ListenConcerto No. 8 - Allegro by Antonio Vivaldi
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November 2012
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“Holding a grudge is letting the offender live rent free in your head.”
– Anonymous
Nov 26th
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Why I’m Here by Catt I’m not here to make friends, Or play games, Or learn to sing, Or fall in love And learn to cry. I’m not here to fix computers, Or solve mysteries, Or write poems, Or teach robots to love And maybe people, if they can learn. I’m not here to hold you when you cry, Or kiss you when you’re not looking, Or to make you giggle too loud, Or to hold your hand in the morning sun...
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October 2012
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Listenallthethingsquestioned: Sweet Pea Apple of my...
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In 2011, Jello monitored the ratio of smiley to frowny emoticons and Twitter and released coupons whenever the Twittersphere was unhappy.
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ListenDream Residue
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“Watch my math, like 75 minus 6 How can number 2 be number 1? Because I’m...”
– Childish Gambino http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZwKnpjVnhI
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupper%27s_self-referential_formula
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I’m a former Disneyland cast member. I was Alice in Wonderland.  Ask Me Anything. Q: “Do the young kids really believe you are the character? Any good cute kid stories?” A: —its a beautiful thought but one that makes me cry if i think about it too much. there are a few children i met over the years that have that effect. there was a boy too i met who was 7 and was...
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Original ad:  **** Disguisable weapons wanted **** Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc….. Offering: cash, items for barter From Me to **********@***********.org: Hey, I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices. Thanks,...
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