May 2013
3 posts
1 tag
3 tags
4 tags
April 2013
3 posts
7 tags
3 tags
Speaking as a person who thinks being happy often is great, I believe that ideally your sources of happiness should consistently provide.
People cannot consistently make you smile without lacerating the thin membrane of their sanity, so depending on them for happiness is a wonky thing.
That being said, there are different feelings of euphoria (e.g. glazed donuts) and the one you get from...
4 tags
February 2013
1 post
6 tags
January 2013
1 post
6 tags
Back when I was in college, there were two kinds of couples. One was mutually...
– Ruby Zhang, translated from Mandarin Chinese
December 2012
3 posts
12 tags
6 tags
4 tags
November 2012
2 posts
5 tags
Holding a grudge is letting the offender live rent free in your head.
– Anonymous
7 tags
Why I’m Here
by Catt
I’m not here to make friends, Or play games, Or learn to sing, Or fall in love And learn to cry.
I’m not here to fix computers, Or solve mysteries, Or write poems, Or teach robots to love And maybe people, if they can learn.
I’m not here to hold you when you cry, Or kiss you when you’re not looking, Or to make you giggle too loud, Or to hold your hand in the morning sun...
October 2012
8 posts
3 tags
5 tags
3 tags
5 tags
2 tags
In 2011, Jello monitored the ratio of smiley to frowny emoticons and Twitter and released coupons whenever the Twittersphere was unhappy.
5 tags
3 tags
4 tags
September 2012
6 posts
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
4 tags
8 tags
August 2012
13 posts
4 tags
5 tags
6 tags
2 tags
5 tags
4 tags
Watch my math, like 75 minus 6
How can number 2 be number 1?
Because I’m...
– Childish Gambino
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZwKnpjVnhI
3 tags
6 tags
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupper%27s_self-referential_formula
4 tags
2 tags
3 tags
4 tags
July 2012
5 posts
2 tags
6 tags
I’m a former Disneyland cast member. I was Alice in Wonderland. Ask Me Anything.
Q: “Do the young kids really believe you are the character? Any good cute kid stories?”
A: —its a beautiful thought but one that makes me cry if i think about it too much. there are a few children i met over the years that have that effect. there was a boy too i met who was 7 and was...
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
June 2012
7 posts
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Original ad: **** Disguisable weapons wanted **** Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc….. Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org: Hey,
I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices. Thanks,...
1 tag